Just a noodling: Why not Jack T. Chick-style Cthulhu tracts? :D
Y'know, keep a batch of 'em in your pocket and whenever someone hands you a tract/pamphlet/whatnot, you just hand them something entitled, say, "Cthulhu's Plan For You: Extra Crispy". :D
I can't be the first person who came up with this. Gotta look around...gotta find out who else wants these...
% fortune -m Cthulhu all
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Campus crusade for Cthulhu -- it found me.
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Crusade for Cthulhu! It Found ME!
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Cthulhu Cthucks!
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Cthulhu for President!
(If you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.)
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Cthulhu Saves -- in case He's hungry later.
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Smile, Cthulhu Loathes You.
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When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!
