Money smells really bad!
In the little village where I live, and can't have ADSL because we are too small, is a paper factory. This factory is famous the village over because it makes a very special kind of paper, money paper! According to their corporate web site, they are involved in the currency production of over 150 national currencies. However when I stand on the platform at the village station on my way to work each day, this fact does not hide the stink from bank note paper production........
