According to the "Monster Telco" my exchange isn't even being considerd for ADSL upgrade, I can't even register my desire for an upgrade!
According to their unreliable site - it crashes with ASP errors all the time, I'll just have to sit and wait.
BT constantly complain that there is insufficient demand, but if you forbid people from showing an interest, it's not surprising that there is no demand. The UK has the lowest broadband uptake in Europe....
Anyone got spare string and tin cans?