Something very odd has happened. There was a book auction today at YAPC::NA. This is where the YAPC crew try and raise some money by auctioning off books and other items kindly given by sponsors.
For some reason, I was also part of the auction. Piers made me get up on stage, do a little catwalk thing and then started to auction me off. All the ladies in the audience clearly started throwing money at me at this point. Oh, no, wait, that was a dream. What really happened was that a couple of people bid on me and I was finally sold for $160 to Elaine and Jos.
I hope they are kind to me!
Re:t-shirts
grue on 2003-06-18T00:35:56
Why wait until next YAPC *grin*?Re:t-shirts
hfb on 2003-06-18T06:37:50
Don't quit your day job for comedy funny man
:) No, I bought him to save him from Uri and to have him continue developing CPANTS. besides...bitch is just so 1998...you guys need to think up something new
:) Re:t-shirts
wickline on 2003-06-19T02:46:46
how about "beeyatch"?
That's gotta be at least '99, right?;)
-mattRe:t-shirts
chromatic on 2003-06-22T01:31:13
Where were you when Uri bought tests from me?!