Upcoming movies

ZenHam on 2002-01-27T00:25:20

Not very related to anything in particular, but here is a list of (supposedly all of) the major studio films coming up in the near future:

1/25:
"Walk to Remember" w/ Mandy Moore. (D)Adam Shankman

2/??:
"Dragonfly" w/ K. Costner, Kathy Bates. (D) Tom Shadyac

2/1:
"The Count of Monte Cristo" (D) Kevin Reynolds
"Birsthday Girl" w/ N. Kidman (D) Jez Butterworth
"The Son's Room" (D) Nanni Moretti

2/8:
"Rollerball" w/ LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. (D)John McTiernan
"Below" ???
"Big Fat Liar" w/ P.Giamatti, Lee Majors. (D) Shawn Levy
"Collateral Damage" w/ A. Schwarzenegger (D) Andrew Davis

2/15:
"Return to Neverland" - Animated (D) Robin Budd & Donvan Cook
"John Q" w/ Denzel Washington, R. Duvall, A. Hechte. (D)Nick Cassavetes

2/18:
"Kung Pao: Enter the Fist" w/ Steve Oedekerk (creator of "Thumb Wars")

2/22:
"The New Guy" w/ DJ Qualls, Lyle Lovett. (D)Ed Decter
"Queen of the Damned" w/ Aaliyah, Stuart Townsend. (D) Michael Rymer

3/?:
"Sorority Boys" (D) Wally Wolodarsky

3/1:
"40 Days and 40 Nights" w/ Josh Hartnett (D) Michael Lehmann "Stolen Summer" w/ Kevin Pollack, Max Weinberg, B. Dennahy (D) Pete Jones
"We Were Soldiers" w/ Mel Gibson (D) Randall Wallace [True story from Vietnam]
"Salton Sea" w/ Val Kilmer (D) DJ Caruso

3/8:
"The Panic Room" w/ Jodie Foster, Forest Whitaker. (D)D. Fincher
"Time Machine" w/ Jeremy Irons (D) Simon Wells
"Full Frontal" w/ Julia Roberts (D) Steve Soderbergh
"Undisputed" ???
"All About the Benjamins" w Ice Cube (D) ???

3/15:
"Clockstoppers" w/ Julia Sweeney (D) Jonathan Frakes
"Ice Age" animated (D) Chris Wedge
"Death to Smoochy" Robin Willams, Danny De Vito D (D) De Vito

3/22:
"Blade 2" w/ W. Snipes, Kris Kristofferson (D) Guillermo Del Toro
"ET" - Re-issue [w/ Lucas style CGI changes to plot and content]
"The Rookie" w/ Dennis Quaid (D) John Lee Hancock
"Hart's War" w/ Bruce Willis (D) Gregory Hoblit

3/29:
"The Sweetest Thing" w/ C. Diaz, C. Applegate, Parker Posey (D) Roger Kumble
"No Such Thing" aka "Monster" (D) Hal Hartley
"Showtime" w/ Eddie Murphy, De Niro (D) Tom Dye

Some more distant upcoming films....

4/19:
"Scorpion King" w/ The Rock, Mike Duncan Clark

5/3:
"Spiderman" directed by Sam Raimi

5/16:
"Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

5/24:
"Insomnia" w/ Al Pacino, Robin Williams

7/3:
"Men in Black 2"
"The Powerpuff Girls"

7/26:
"Austin Powers: Goldmember"

12/18:
"Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"

2003 (sometime during):
"Matrix Reloaded" w/ Reeves, Fishburne, & Moss (D) Wachowksis


CLOCKSTOPPERS?!

chaoticset on 2002-01-27T15:39:54

I hope to Chao that isn't what I think it is.

What I think is that it's a bastardization of the Connie Willis story _Time Out_, which involved a drink called a Clockstopper and a deranged notion of temporal theory.

Julia Sweeney and Jonathan Frakes will murder that story. I really hope I'm wrong on this guess. Research required.