"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy"
-- Gayla Peevey
Actually, what I'd really like is a copy of Dr. Duck's Super-Secret All-Purpose Sauce, if only for the Irish Language Lab skit. (Although Sorority Girls from Hell was good, too.) But, alas, the movie doesn't even rate mention on Mike Nesmith's Video Ranch site, and is labelled long out of print at other video sites. Not even eBay could provide some Christmas cheer.
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