Celebrity Terrorspace

TorgoX on 2003-01-05T01:08:39

Dear Log,

Meanwhile, in Terrorspace...

«The cop, the voice of sanity says, "What's wrong with you people? You can't just grab a guy's crank without his permission."»

--"Federal V.I.P. Penn"

Personally, I made it thru two US airport security dens fine the other day. No-one even grabbed my crank. In fact, everyone stayed way back from me. But then again, I was visibly armed with the most destructive and votatile bioweapon known to humanity: AN ANNOYED SIAMESE CAT.


When cats are made illegal...

jjohn on 2003-01-05T03:03:55

only criminals will own cats. and terrorists.

Re:When cats are made illegal...

gnat on 2003-01-06T16:22:48

Will criminals put their terrorists in special boxes when they carry them on airplanes, or will the terrorists have to fit under the seat in front?

--Nat