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tnurnb

TorgoX on 2002-09-21T22:51:10

Dear Log,

Seen on the little paper wrapper that my chopsticks came in:

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.

Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual.

BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS

PRODUCT OF CHINA

Learn how to use your chopsticks

* Tuk under tnurnb and hcld firmly

* Add second chcostick
hold it as you hold a pencil

* Hold tirst chopstick in originai position
move the second one up and down
Now you can pick up anything:

I love those

petdance on 2002-09-22T05:11:36

I've always loved that set of instructions. The capper is the ending: "Now you can pick up anything." Those are some damn powerful chopsticks.

odd...

jhi on 2002-09-26T16:53:07

The curious thing is that many of the errors seem like the result of bad OCR (bad fax/photocopy?), not actual typos or phonetic spelling (glonous instead of glorious, for example).