Dear Log,
Okay, surveying the damage on Passions: As of today, one of the characters is a centuries-old witch, one is a retarded midget doll brought to life, one is a zombie, two are anmesiacs, one faked his own death, one has just come back from the dead, one is an angel, and two are clairvoyants (one of whom is frozen in a block of ice, the other of whom is one of the aforementioned amnesiacs).
And one of the others likes to play tennis.
But I prefer Farscape. More swearing and leather pants.
"I once saw something somewhere else... but I can't remember it..."