A Passage To^H^HOut Of India Immediately

TorgoX on 2002-06-01T10:39:51

Dear Log,

In a story entitled "India alert as nuclear war looms":

«The foreign secretary Jack Straw last night urged Britons to leave India immediately because of its "dangerous" military stand-off with its nuclear rival Pakistan and advised all nationals against travelling to the region.

The decision was taken after western intelligence assessments warned that a new terrorist attack in India or the Indian-controlled part of Kashmir could spark war between the two countries, leading to a nuclear exchange.

[...and now the part that just makes my eyes bug out:]

The advice to Britons to leave India was voluntary because the [UK] government did not want to appear alarmist, diplomatic sources said.»

I can just picture embassy staff getting little notes in email from Mr. Straw: Please remain perfectly calm as you flee an impending nuclear war. There is nothing to be alarmed about.

Note to self: buy stock in companies developing radiation-resistant breeds of rice. Also, eat lower on the food chain for a few hundred thousand years.


Headline

vsergu on 2002-06-01T16:16:36

Exactly how alert are nuclear war looms? Are they more alert than war looms powered by fossil fuels? And what does one weave on them anyway? Wars, I suppose.

A small fleet of British Airways jumbojets ...

jhi on 2002-06-02T04:26:12

... is ready for airlifting remaining UK nationals out of India. Creepy.

Re:A small fleet of British Airways jumbojets ...

pudge on 2002-06-05T17:24:20

From the reports I get from the news, and from how the governments in Europe and America are acting, this seems scary. But I just can't see how either Pakistan or India is on the brink of actually using nuclear weapons.