Dear Log,
I've been spending endless hours crunched up over the keyboard working on the book -- the kind of working where you reek afterwards (flop sweat?) and are starving, because you realize you haven't eaten in 12 hours. It's a nice feeling of accomplishment tho, even tho it feels, temporarily, like it'll never be done. Only a few days away, tho.
All will be required to buy the book, and to post glowing reviews at Amazon, to offset the usual tide of hosers who'll scream "I readed thsi book it didnt tlel me how to mak CGI it sux 0 STARS!!" You will be rewarded with HAPPY KARMA.
