Dear Log,
I SAID : MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!
But I have to admit that I will not give an actual A plus unless the "accident" is visible from space and takes out at least four other goons.
(Note: a past or present US Poet Laureate counts as half a goon. And a member of the Académie Française counts as one fifth a goon, simply because there's just so many of those assholes. Offer void in Nebraska and Antarctica.)
