Dear Chat Log,
Torgleiven: omg did you know that Bushele is the worst president since the beginning of human history back in 1945? It's true!
ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ: It's totally true because we are unanimous! Oh, and that article says that "40% of voters [not people?] aged 18-29" said that Reagan was the best president of God's America since 1945, Hiroshima Year Zero -- i.e., everywhere, for all time!
Torgleiven: Yes, 18-29, that's a key demographic!
ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ: And historians all.
Torgleiven: And where "all time" relativistically began with Grenada Juche in 1983 and ended with the The Nth Coming Of Jesus in 1991.
ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ: Ah, the Galaga years. Good tiiiiiimes!
Torgleiven: Also! The buzz around town is that Clinton is simultaneously the best (quoþ 25%) and worst (quoþ 16%) president since 1945!
ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ: That's the BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!
Torgleiven: Of our universe AND the Alternate Spock-with-Goatee Universe! (Where those percentages are subtly reversed!)
ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ: By sacred poll and national creed.
Torgleiven: Now and forever! With a margin of error of ±3%, Under God.
