Dear Log,
TorgoX: "Luigi, we're doing an article on next-generation garage door openers. Call Eco for a quote. Something zippy, but not too 'up'"
ignatz: "The garage door opener pulls aside the covering of our humble abodes to reveal an Ali Baba's den of disused machinery and forgotten woodworking projects. Like a genie, it transports us to our unknown past."
ignatz: "Thanks ummy!"
I love reading all the goofy yuppie catalogues I get these days just for the amusing copy. Ignatz should try his hand at copywriting as that's perfect