Dear Chat Log,
MachuPikachu: LE SLAPPE!
Torgoχ: oh no, this is gonna hurt
MachuPikachu: heaux heaux heaux!
Torgoχ: Is everything in French over-written?
MachuPikachu: Everything except stuff by dead people (Ionesco, Queneau, Moliere)
Torgoχ: Hm, all have seven letters. I JUST BROKE THE DE'VICHY CODE!
MachuPikachu: SACRE GNU!