Dear Log,
The Ixmas season is upon us -- the time of year when we, as a people, celebrate Dune author Frank Herbert's compelling vision of Ix, an idyllic society that has found the happy medium between blasphemy and technology.
And to celebrate the season, we must now all begin the traditional playing of Al Mackey's "MIDI cheese" remix of Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun". Hog hog hog, Meeeerry Ixmas!
