Dear Chat Log,
ڜ: I got a new cellphone!
Torgo: I bet it has the computing power to equal most of Earth circa 1980, and an interface like an egg-beater.
ڜ: Correct on both counts.
Torgo: Does it play Tetris?
ڜ: Heh.
ڜ: Wait.
ڜ: Oh my God.
Torgo: What?
ڜ: I thought you were joking. But it does play Tetris.