Dear Chat Log,
Torgo: Sweet Zombie Jesus, it's another goon
that read ␀␀␀ and thought it was a recipe for
GENIUS.
PogoForPez: Certain authors
need to go in the locked case. ␀␀␀ is one.
Torgo: It's that worse kind of book: 90% sanity
topped by 10% of simplistic nonsense that makes it appeal to
mushbrains.
PogoForPez: Also all
theoreticians of history. Especially ␀␀␀.
Torgo: I'm having a seizure at just the mention.
PogoForPez: No
␀␀␀ or ␀␀␀ or
␀␀␀ without a note from Mom!
Torgo: Space Mom.
PogoForPez: You end up being
driven mad, and either you yell at people outside the Arby's or become
Francis Fukuyama. Either way your parents will be sad.
Torgo: Then you end up speaking at corporate
breakfast/retreats and it's DOOM DOOM DOOM DORK DORK DOOM and you're instantly Clifford Stoll. It's an unspeakable fate.
