Dear Chat Log,
Torgo: BAMSKI!
⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Haw haw haw haw.
⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Thank GOD someone is crazier than us.
⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Tippergoreistan
Torgo: wow, his whole "little red book" is online!
Torgo: «This book, written with the help of inspiration sent to my
heart by the God who created this wonderful universe I wrote this book
containing the nation spirit, its morality and historical
immortality.»
Wherever Islam has been, it has left its one true mark: the run-on sentence.
Torgo: «Really the turkmen lands are sacred.
Prophet Noah gave
them to hisson Yafes and his descendants - the turkmen nation's
ancestors.»
Not crazy at all!
Torgo: Asia is cursed.
⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Thirty million heavily armed Mormons with bad mustaches.
Torgo: «He wanted the youth to avoid making errors and not
to be mistaken. He said: "If elders make a mistake once, their
juniors make it a thousand times; if the father makes a mistake, the
son makes a mistake; if the mother makes mistakes, the daughter makes
mistakes; if the mother-in-law makes a mistake, the bride makes it
too"»
What is this, Romper Room? I see elders, and juniors, and
fathers, and mothers, and daughters!
⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: IF A MAN TEAR OUT THE EYE OF ANOTHER MAN
Torgo: ...BE SURE TO VIDEOTAPE IT.
Torgo: In the name of Allah, the ego, the loud, the coked-up day trader.
⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Worst. Caliph. EVER.
