Dear Log,
Yes, hi everyone, I am here seeking a safe and supportive space to dialog about the fact that I live ON AN ALASKAN ISLAND, but it's 86F and FORTY PERCENT HUMIDITY!
And the only place for miles around where it's tolerable is the one-inch-high layer of air immediately covering the Pacific Ocean. Actually touch the water and it's icy. Move up from the water, and it's like a pizza oven.
I am now Baked Alaska.
