Dear Log,
«[...]We had good jokes. Here's one: an American robot is on the roof [of the building containing the burning Chernobyl reactor] for five minutes, and then it breaks down. The Japanese robot is on the roof for five minutes, and then breaks down.The Russian robot is up there two hours! Then a command comes in over the loudspeaker: "Private Ivanov! In two hours, you're welcome to come down and have a cigarette break."
Ha-ha!»
--"Chernobyl: Land of the dead"