Dear All,
As Kommissar of your horrible future, I have decided to rename all the modern presidents in a dynastic lineage starting with Nixon:
Nixon I ("Nixon the Progenitor")
Nixon II (Ford)
Nixon III (Carter)
Nixon IV (Reagan)
Nixon V (Bush Major)
Nixon VI (Clinton)
Nixon VII (Bush Minor; Gore as Antinixon, during the Squism)
Nixon VIII (Mariah Carey)
Nixon IX (Drew Carey)
Nixon X (Snicket)
Nixon XI (Oprah.com)
Nixon XII (Kermit D. Frog)
Nixon XIII (Sudsy the Urinal Cake)
Nixon XIV (Sudsy the Other Urinal Cake)
Nixon XV-XIX (the baskets of hissing feral kittens)
Nixon XX (Olsen and Olsen)
