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| ,-------------. | YOU SEE I'M A WELL-RESPECTED AND POWERFUL
| | .---------. | | GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, COMPUTER LANGUAGE
| | | | | | MARKETER AND EVANGELIST
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| | | | | | I'M JUST MOWING LAWNS, WORKING IN VIETNAMESE
| | | | | | RESTAURANTS, AND STARTING A NEW STINT AS A
| | `---------' | | PAID SIGNATURE COLLECTOR IN ORDER TO EXPAND
| `---------------' | MY HORIZONS
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| _| |_ ,-. | IT'S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY FULL
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