Dear Log,
I'm at the diner. I'm working on Pod::Simple::HTML and I'm eating pancakes and on the mp3-trola I've got bellydance music and I'm drinking six glasses of icea tea yes another please yes another another ANOTHER ANOTHER OH GOD I CAN SEE THRU TIME.
...after a hundred cups of coffee
I'll have two of what that strange impish little man snarfing down the pancakes in the corner is having! STAT!