Dear Log,
"Create Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column" from McSweeney's.
Outstanding
pudge on 2004-05-04T23:54:01
I asked a barber in Baghdad -- and interestingly, this is not alliterated in Arabic -- if he liked making up his own Thomas Friedman columns, and he said something I'll never forget. He cocked his head to the side and bellowed -- in a way that is unique to the central region of the country -- "why the hell would I want to sound like that cockbite Thomas Friedman?"