Dear Log,
Last night I had a dream that I was trying to cut thru my old high school campus, but discovered that there were surveillance robots inside. The surveillance robots were disguised as Muppets and the like. Like Elmo from Sesame Street would be there playing with a ball, and when he sees you he SKANS YOU then says "hi!" and rolls you the ball, and then GOD KNOWS what happens if you touch the ball. Lasers? Nerve gas?
I'm not a well man.