Dear Log,
I also require that there be a new cable news channel consisting entirely of Morbo, the newsmonster from Futurama. Guest anchors can include, I dunno, Shaye Saint John, RuPaul, some porn stars, Big Bird from Sesame Street, and some stoners trying to read the teleprompter but giggling too much to be able to. Senior correspondant: Tommy Chong. (Is he still in jail, at public expense, for the heinous crime of making bongs?)
Is he still in jail, at public expense, for the heinous crime of making bongs?
I'm believe so. Of course there's a web site devoted to the topic, though I'm not sure just how up to date it is.
