Dear Log,
Seen on Family Guy:
Peter clumsily taps out some notes on a piano, chugs a bloody mary, then fluently plays a ragtime version of "Workin' 9 to 5".His wife: "Oh my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down, and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"
Mmmmmm quantifier float.
