The After Pics

TorgoX on 2004-01-08T03:27:22

Dear Log,

Even before there was Michael Jackson, there was Jocelyne Wildenstein, a woman who got plastic surgery to look exactly how she wanted, and succeeded:

Jocelyne! Jocelyne! Jocelyne! Jocelyne!
And Amanda Lepore!


Best line

mir on 2004-01-08T18:18:05

Q: What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Jocelyne: Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Re:Best line

pudge on 2004-01-13T01:52:31

Oh no, I find this to be far better: "Well of course you must make sacrifices- I for one lost my peripheral vision after my last cheek implant but I weighed it over carefully and realized I only used it for driving so it was a decision I could live with."