Filthy filthy hyoomons

TorgoX on 2003-06-04T10:20:50

Dear Log,

«Junko Tabei of Japan, the first woman to reach the 8,850-meter (29,035-foot) summit [of Everest], told fellow mountaineers she had calculated that over the past 50 years, 1 million liters of human urine had permeated into the Lhotse Icefall, the first phase of the Everest climb.»

--"Everest summiteers discuss human waste at environment symposium"

I'm beginning to see that there is TOTAL truth to my motto: "There is no problem too big, or too small, to solve with a giant orbiting laser". Small-scale solution: vaporize all the ice (water or urine) off of Everest. Large-scale solution: vaporize Everest.


nice

jjohn on 2003-06-04T13:06:51

I like your out-of-the-box thinking, TorgoX. Please implement your orbiting lazer and send me a TPS report on its effectiveness.

Re:nice

jdavidboyd on 2003-06-04T13:21:31

What TPS report? I didn't get that memo!

Just go shopping, Sean...

jhi on 2003-06-04T20:26:05

http://www.villainsupply.com/superweapons.html