Dear Log,
«BLOOMINGTON, Indiana (AP) -- The FBI acknowledged that a small plane whose frequent, unexplained flights over the city had raised fears among some residents is being used by the agency to monitor people who might have terrorist connections.WELCOME TO PLANET JERK CITY. THE HOTBED OF AL-QUEEDA IN INDIANA WILL NEVER NOTICE THE THWAP THWAP HELICOPTERS EVERYWHERE.[...]Besides individuals, Fuentes and Davis said, the aircraft is monitoring vehicles and businesses -- particularly those open late at night from which faxes or e-mails can be sent.[...]»
WE SAW GOODFELLAS THEY NEVER SUSPECT, DURHEY!
THROBBING PURPLE RED ALERT HERE, SPYING TOO, BUT REMAIN CALM -- OR ELSE. HEY THATS **MY** PAXIL YOU SKANK!
