Dear Log,
I can write Perl but I can't stop my watch from beeping every hour.
Solution
krellis on 2003-01-19T06:13:18
I recommend a few good blows with a ball peen hammer. That ought to take care of the beeping!
Foolish hoo-man!
jjohn on 2003-01-19T15:03:45
YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT IS NO MATCH FOR OUR PUNY WEAPONS!
Cut the gordian knot
ziggy on 2003-01-19T19:30:23
Why not just buy a watch that doesn't beep on the hour?
