gbjk | D'oh. gbjk | I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue. ilmari | why on earth did you do that? gbjk | I really thought that, because of the narrowing and slippery nature of it, there was no way this could happen. gbjk | Now normally I'd slide a stanley knife into the catch and untie it... gbjk | ... but this is a situation where I don't think I'll get that kind of access. Probably have to use side cutters. gbjk | It's just... teejay | gbjk, do you feel a bit stupid? gbjk | ... I'm trying not to let any @minions see what a complete idiot I am. teejay | because you should :) * mst collapses laughing * mst tries to remember what gbjk's minions IRC as rml | photo please :) gbjk | I can't stick my tongue out far enough to get the cable tie on the other side of my teeth... gbjk | If I could I think I might be able to pull it out. gbjk | And here's the big problem... gbjk | My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor: gbjk | I'm on the phone in a telephone conference. teejay | nooo gbjk | I was bored.... hence the fucking around in the first place. teejay | priceless gbjk | It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh" ilmari | gbjk: can you speak comprehensibly? gbjk | ilmari: You want me to TRY? What if it didn't work. joel | gbjk : bwahaha