Today I bought my wife a Kitten. This means we also had to buy a cat toilet, litter tray liners, toys, scratching post, bed, food and litter.
It is awfully cute!
Even when you'll one day wake up and realize you're not the man in the house any more. There is a king there, and everyone else are just the peons and "simple people" that exist to cherish him.
Really, cats are great. I love them (especially my cat, duh), and have a lot of respect for them. They are infinitely superior to dogs in intelligence and survival skills (a formally known fact).