I was talking to my friend earlier today who lives in Holland and there was a very strange distortion/echo going on, over the phone. Anyway, I believe that's to blame for this conversation (keep in mind, this is Holland):
Me: So how's your new apartment look?
Richard: Great! On the right of the apartment is a hemp shop, across the street is a park ... yada yada yada
Me: A hat shop?!
Richard: NO! A pot shop!
Me: A prop shop?!
Richard (getting frustrated): NO!! You know - Marijuana, Mary Jane, ...
Richard's Wife (in the background): Doesn't he know what marijuana is?
Good times....
Jason
PS: I'm anti-drugs, but pro-humor - thought this was funny to share. :)