Hmm... this method isn't working, but it looks good and it desk checks. Time to print some debugging info.
print Dumper [@_[2..$#_]];
Nope. That's fine.
Hey, wait a minute. I just wrote that. It worked. Uh oh. My brains are leaking out on my keyboard and crawling towards the CPU. Time for a glass of wine and a good book. I'm becoming one with Perl.
This does not increase my chances for a date.