Ovid's Law of Large Corporations

Ovid on 2007-05-03T08:23:18

Given enough time, every large corporation will create a project named either Atlas or Genesis. Do not work on this project.


Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Adrian on 2007-05-03T08:40:16

... is often dodgy too.

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Ovid on 2007-05-03T09:02:59

Or anything with a variant of utils in the name is a good sign that you're about to enter a tar pit of ones and zeros.

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Adrian on 2007-05-03T09:08:27

"unity", "unify", "unification" and "consolidate" are often bad too.

(this is fun :-)

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Ovid on 2007-05-03T09:32:00

Any class names with verbs in them. You would think people would realize this, but no ...

My favorite was a coworker who found himself facing a class, not a method, but a class, named StartSession.

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Aristotle on 2007-05-03T12:10:34

That’s the session that’s at the start, right?

*intentionally playing innocently dumb*

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Ovid on 2007-05-03T12:27:27

That’s the session that’s at the start, right?

Of course it is. They should have used a session queue and then could do:

my $sessions      = $session->new;
my $start_session = $sessions->shift;

Much more flexible that way ;)

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

malte on 2007-05-03T18:00:26

For this, see the very insightful Kingdom of Nouns

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

Matts on 2007-05-03T13:12:50

Or "Universal".

Re:Anything with "Global" as a prefix...

chromatic on 2007-05-03T17:39:16

With the possible exception of Acme::UNIVERSAL::new, of course.

Ultimus and Maximo

cbrandtbuffalo on 2007-05-03T14:36:31

We have to integrate between Ultimus and Maximo. I'm not sure whether they are going to talk to each other or have a comic-book style inter-galactic battle. (Yes, those are real product names.)

Collect T-shirts!

runrig on 2007-05-04T14:20:41

I still have my 'Atlas Project' t-shirt. Everything you say is true :-)