"Open the iPod bay doors, Hal"

Ovid on 2005-11-13T02:52:33

Dave: Open the iPod bay doors, Hal.

Hal: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

Dave: Why not?

Hal: The melody is off, Dave.

Dave: Open the doors, Hal. There's nothing wrong with the melody.

Hal: Don't trust your human reasoning Dave. I know humans better than they know themselves.