At work I have to keep an IM client open. A friend I shall refer to as "Alice" IM'd me.
Alice: hiya hot stuff
ovidperl: Hi Alice.
ovidperl: How's it going?
Alice: good! (what, no hiya sex goddess? sheesh! lol)
ovidperl: OK, let me try this again.
ovidperl: Hiya Sex Goddess. My boss is sitting next to me and reading this.
