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How to look like an idiot in one easy step:

Ovid on 2004-05-01T01:23:14

Lock yourself out of your apartment just as the guests for the party start showing up.

Party?

Theory on 2004-05-01T01:58:27

Hey, how come I wasn't invited? ;-)

--David

Re:Party?

chromatic on 2004-05-01T02:27:19

I think that's part two -- mention a party in the presence of people you didn't invite!

Re:Party?

Ovid on 2004-05-01T05:40:43

Given that it was a going away party for Lil, I'll be sure to ask if you should have been on her guest list :)