I don't read my spam, but I almost always scan the subject lines in case the filters miss something (Mozilla's filter is great. Yahoo's filters leave something to be desired). Today, the From: line was absolutely hilarious: "You a poet?". That's so absolutely wrong that it's brilliant, so I opened it. One sentence read "You could be a poet and don't even know it!"
Can you imagine getting "Dyslexic you could be"?
Re:In the same vein
Ovid on 2003-06-14T18:18:20
So that's Yoda's problem!