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Twats

Matts on 2002-03-05T10:07:07

I want to setup a couple of web sites. I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I think it's time has come (probably long past).

The sites will be www.twatsinsaxos.com and www.twatsinclios.com, and be dedicated to those shaved head wannabes who mod and tune their tiny wee cars to look like serious twatmobiles, and put massive great big stereos in them so they can scare the pidgeons.

I'm sure they'd all appreciate a site like that for them to show off their twatness.

At the bottom of every page in bold will be the text: "It's still a (clio|saxo), moron!"

re: Twats

vek on 2002-03-05T12:51:30

You'll be pleased to know that shaved head wannabe's are alive and kicking on this side of the pond too. Over here they like to use Honda Civic's. So, I'd like to add twatsincivics.com to your list :-)

I'm not sure what a Saxo is though as they didn't make those the last time I lived in England ('95), if they're anything like the Renault Clio then I know exactly what you mean :-)

Re: Twats

Matts on 2002-03-05T13:21:19

Never! I've owned 4 Honda Civics. The Civic is probably without a doubt the finest car in the world, in my not so humble opinion ;-)

Re: Twats

pudge on 2002-03-05T13:27:27

You should check out the Riece-Boy pages.

Re: Twats

Matts on 2002-03-05T13:40:39

Haha, the Adventures of Rice-Boy is very funny.

Sad that people would do that to a poor civic. I mean the very name should prevent those attrocities!

Re: Twats

Matts on 2002-03-05T14:31:55

Sad Saxo link. Very much like a clio, but a Lemon. Err, I mean Citron.

Re: Twats

darobin on 2002-03-05T15:20:13

I can only assume you meant Citroën ;-)

Clios Rule! Saxos Suck!

The Riceboys thing

dramoth on 2002-03-05T13:43:15

I was just about to mention that when I noticed that someone else had mentioned it.

Back home in Australia, there are a lot of these asian guys buying stock asian cars and putting lots of go fast gear on them and these huge stereos in them... when you know that as soon as they pump up the volume, the car is going to start bouncing along the road.

At least if you are going to do shite like that... get a car with some decent street cred... not a 'hyundai' or a 'daewoo' or a 'honda civic' (no offense Matt, but these are a prime target for the riceboy syndrome back home)... get a celica or a supra or a lancer... something with grunt and good lines...

Ummm...

djberg96 on 2002-03-05T14:06:16

You do realize that "twat" is slang for "pussy" here in the U.S., right?

Re:Ummm...

Matts on 2002-03-05T14:22:24

Perfect.

Re:Ummm...

djberg96 on 2002-03-05T14:38:11

Why do I have this awful feeling I've missed a joke that everyone else is laughing at but me?

You can all sod off!

Re:Ummm...

Matts on 2002-03-05T14:52:46

Oh no, I just love to hear of US slang that's completely different in the UK. Things like fanny, fag and twat just make me laugh. A lot.

Hyundais tricked out

TorgoX on 2002-03-05T19:28:41

Dance floors, on all the talk shows
Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows
You know, Hyundais tricked out
In Christmas in July
6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks
It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty
We are mixing bizness with leather

-- Beck, "Hollywood Freaks"

And here I was...

boo_radley on 2002-03-07T19:14:34

wondering why people would be tricking out their PDAs
"It's still a [clio], moron!"