I was really starting to miss jjohn's MarkovBlogger™. Until I started getting what looks to be Markov-generated-spam. Usually it's just annoying but this one (which failed to actually advertise anything) was hillarious.
If Kafka, ee cummings, and Kent Beck all had a child who was dropped in its head repeatedly, the child might one day create this:
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BTW, does use.perl have something equivalent to Perlmonks's readmore tags?
Edit:Dear lord. I just got another one that obviously uses Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as one of its source texts.
