Altho I'm not gonna fedex my letter to Santa, I am hoping Santa reads this (since I just KNOW he uses Perl for his presents housekeeping).
Dear Santa,
This year, I've been relatively nice and therefor I realize I can't ask for something huge. Now, I do know you can't get ME world peace, because that is what everyone else is asking already. I also doubt you can get my parents back together or can help Larry et al with their Perl 6 woes. Besides the extremly important HUGS, I'd also like one of the following things:
- Extending and Embedding Perl
- Perl & LWP
- Taxi &Taxi 2 on DVD.
- A decent pair of headsets
- A case of fine belgian Hoegaarden beer
- 1000 Coupons for backrubs & hugs from Ann
- 50 kilo of Tim Hortons French Vanilla Flavoured Cappuccino powder
- A Burton snowboard
- Hotel room and conference fee for YAPC::Eu 2.00.3 in Paris
- Most importantly, I'd like to be happy no matter what
I think most of those things aren't hard to get and I'm sure if anyone can, it'd be. Also make sure not to forget all my friends & relatives, because God knows, they suffered the past year :) Give some extra attention to Ann, Ulrike and Eveline. They're all really important to me and I'd hate it would anything happen to them. Well, my other friends are important too ofcourse :)
Give my regards to Ms. Clause and Rudolf... and please stay away alcohol, like Weird Al "
Larry Wall" Yankovich described in
The night Santa went crazy.
