Patented idea of the day #873935

Beatnik on 2005-09-20T13:46:22

Earpiercings with something inside.. I'm thinking, for instance, about those huge rings in your ear and sticking a watch inside it.

I confess that the orignal idea had something to do with the Big Ben, a Prince Albert and a cukoo's clock. I blame Tim!


Ouch, my ears

cog on 2005-09-20T14:10:54

huge rings in your ear and sticking a watch inside it.

Er... wouldn't that leave you with one ear bigger than the other one, by the end of the day? :-\

Re:Ouch, my ears

Beatnik on 2005-09-20T14:37:07

Well, NOT if you use my patented counterbalance for clock ear piercings! Besides, there is no crime in wearing two watches :) If some fancy designer comes up with this idea in a few years, I can always point them to my post..

Re:Ouch, my ears

jmm on 2005-09-20T15:54:39

That gives you a watch that your friends can use to tell the time (if you let them get close enough) but which you can't use yourself (unless it has a "speak" option). A timeless classic.

Maybe you should insert a laser pointer instead.