It seems like my favorite american is moving back home.
Just when I was going sell all my stuff, get a safety deposit box in Zurich and live under a swiss bridge..
Just when I was *this* close of getting Zurich.pm to host a YAPC::Eu..
Just when I translated my cover letter and resume into high-german..
Just when I bribed enough Monegasquen officials to get invited to one of those fancy dress balls...
It won't be easy for me to get back into the states.. Not after that incident in Hooters, the alligator-bike accident, the pleasure island thingie and the Daytona beach episode.
At least I'll have a good reason to attend a YAPC::NA.. if it's ever in that neighbourhood again.
I hope she's not running away from me! :)
