Today, when I was leaving work, I suddenly got the feeling I was in that Boiling Points show. Under my windshield wiper was another parking ticket. I swear, I felt like I was gonna pop any moment. I parked there less than 2 hours before, I set my hour indicator correctly, I was parked on the right side of the street and the guy in front of me didn't have a ticket. I noted down the details in preparation for my response to the actual notification because I'm confident I wasn't parked illegally.
Hi, my name is uhm Cornelius.. and I am addicted to parking tickets.