"Hey you sucker"

Beatnik on 2003-08-15T22:52:25

I got the following SPAM...

Hey Asshole,

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*SNIP*

You can decide not to visit it, but it's not a surprise - you are a LOOOOOSER!!!
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*SNIP*

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*SNIP*

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Now, I must say this is the most original way so far to get me to do something about this.

D'OH!

And now for something completly different. We've been cleaning out the back yard today, making a large passage in the hedge so the guests can pass through it to the neighbours yard. He'll have a BBQ, a fruit punch bar and the discobar. We'll have a cocktailbar and an internet access point where the guests can leave messages and see live camera feed. The site should go online within the next few hours. URL will be posted when it does. Party is scheduled to start at 7 PM CET, august 16th. We hope to find a good spot on the wall so we can use duct tape to attach the webcam. Another webcam should be installed near the discobar. Our guest list has gone up to about 70 people.