Impressionistic commenting (warning: some salty language)

Aristotle on 2006-10-06T03:14:10

As just witnessed on IRC:

 i indicate the urgency of bugs using a unary string
 as in ifdef(func) { // FUCK
 or var something // FUCK FUCK
 or perhaps switch(true) { // FUCK FUCK FUCK
 there is only one digit, so a simple repeating regexp helps
        me and i don't have to remember how i decided to comment
        that week
 plus people always laugh when they read my code now
 plus, it's humble in a theoretical compsci sense
 because in the absence of a unary digit, the value of my code
        is not "good" or "not bad", it's "null"
 sometimes i look at code comments and i feel like i'm reading
        an aol chain letter from 1998
 NOW THINK OF THE HEADER FILE YOU LOVE MOST IN THE WORLD......
 >
 >>
 >>>
 >>>>
 NOW PICK A COLOR!@!@!
 :)
 :)
 :)
 STILL THINKING???
 YOU PICKED stdio.h AND GREEN!@@
 SEND THIS TO FIVE KERNEL DEVELOPERS OR LOSE SLASHDOT KARMA!!


Bwahahahaaa

DAxelrod on 2006-10-06T13:58:27

The last line of that deserves to be either somebody's signature, or in a quotes file.

Submit! SUBMIT!

Yoz on 2007-01-28T17:31:30

The whole of that should go to bash.org.

Re:Submit! SUBMIT!

Aristotle on 2007-01-30T12:35:08

I did, way back. Like everything else on bash.org, it was rejected.