Clay Irving finds this story:
[Sept. 17, 1998] -- An Australian judge issued one of the world's
weirdest rulings on Wednesday, throwing out a drunk-driving
charge against a man accused of riding a camel while under the
influence.
Hmmmmm. Do we want to live in such a world where we can only have Dr.
Pepper and Mountain Dew while hacking, and forego the Sam Adams and
Guinness? Write to your local congressman or magistrate or whatever
you have there in Australia, fellow hackers Down Under. Stop the
injustice.